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We’re living in strange times so to adapt, strange actions need to be take. For example:

If you had purchased $1000 of shares one year ago in:

1. Delta Airlines, you will have $49.00 today.
2. AIG, you will have $33.00 today.
3. Lehman Brothers, you will have $0.00 today.

But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.
Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It’s called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.
Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.
That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

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